I’m working in the office downtown and it’s warm enough today to crack a window. Someone out on the street has been honking their horn constantly for the past 20 minutes or so. I finally looked out the window to see what was up and there is a pickup truck with a big chocolate lab in the driver’s seat. She’s honking the horn, barking out the cracked window, and clearly whining, “Where the fuck are you, master?”
The master had better return soon. She’s getting pissed.